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I'm rewatching leverage out of nostalgia and some other emotion I haven't figured out yet, and I do think there's a story in "Maggie Ford Collins deals with having the most unhinged ex in her suburban book group, learns to hotwire a car, and gets her groove back, not in that particular order."
#nate's weird crime children (all of whom are grown adults) adopt maggie as their....something.#weird former stepmom? dad's ex-girlfriend who drove them to soccer practice once? loosely affiliated maybe-sorta aunt?#...this involves more lying and wearing tight dresses and carrying lockpicks than maggie's used to.#none of them listen when she says this is a job for sophie. they want to show her the benefits of crime!!!!!#she does tell her book club every detail.#currently said book club is trawling message boards and pinging distant facebook connections to get leverage their next case.#maggie is dating a nice art history professor from the local college. leverage is very disappointed.#nate is also disappointed mostly because he thought she'd pick someone terrible and he could ''''rescue'''' her.#unfortunately this guy is okay. he does no crime at all except sometimes taking a penny without leaving a penny#which the leverage crew did not realize was a an actual thing and therefore doesn't count.#......also I do believe that sterling and nate exchanged handjobs in a ramada inn bathroom once or twice#and that maggie does not know this but sophie does.#(maggie would not have been into it but sophie....sort of...is. she likes the mental image.)#leverage
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I've never really self-identifed as butch because my style sensibility leans more toward effeminate gay man/eccentric grandparent but while my girlfriend was visiting, the clasps that held the shoulder strap of her handbag kept breaking (thanks temu), and finally I got fed up and fixed it by
a) wrenching off the old clasps with a pair of plyers and
b) replacing them with the only clasps I had on hand, which were 2 giant carabiners
and yeah, now that I think about it, that is incredibly butch lesbian behavior.
#butch lesbian#butch4femme#my girlfriend calls me her butch which#was kinda offputting at first because#as much as I wanted to id as butch#it felt wrong to claim that label with my floral print shirts and pastels and sparkly eyeshadow#I still struggle with it somewhat but it makes me happy#to be butch in my beloveds eyes#and everything that means to her#(someone to protect and take care of them#someone who fixes broken things and solves difficult problems#a romantic gesturer and a prince)#anyway sorry for the#tag rant#enjoy the silly story#of me definitely without a doubt#butchin it up over here#cara mia#acornposting
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if byler isn't endgame, why did they let it drag on for so long?
why have they been building it up season after season? why haven't they had mike reject will already?? why didn't they resolve it in the same season where it's a major plot point??? why are they giving us the possibility that it could happen if it's not????
why even give Will a crush on Mike?????
#byler#byler endgame#stranger things#stranger things 5#byler proof#will byers#mike wheeler#that would never not be queerbaiting#and btw mike??? really??#the one character who has the worst relationship with his girlfriend out of every other member of the party??#just sayin#byler nation#byler tumblr#gay#anti milkvan#the tactic of media creators deliberately hinting at LGBTQ representation to entice viewers and gain their investment without following#through#(queerbaiting definition)
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AND LET THERE BE PICKLE IM BEGGING YOU
#ii pickle#ii knife#ii taco#gijika junk#inanimate insanity#taco spotted in front of hotel oj (last location of her ex girlfriends)#the ii15 trailer GUHHHHH#i dont think i can explain the knife one without embarrassing myself take that one as you will#phonification#artsy fartsy
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#devil’s minion#iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand#daniel molly#daniel x armand#ah yes the sleep of an infant! tabula rasa! totally normal not at all ominous thing to say to these two men you've severely mindfucked#insane#also as a 90s vampire kid i am constitutionally incapable of hearing the words 'tabula rasa' without immediately jumping to buffy#in the btvs s6 episode 'tabula rasa' willow uses her supercharged psychic witchy powers to make her girlfriend forget they're fighting#she's terrified tara will leave her so she makes her blissfully unaware of their recent relationship turmoil#hmm doesn't sound relevant at all#definitely doesn't sound like anyone we know who preserves any semblance of domestic happiness at the cost of their partners' agency#siri play under your spell/standing reprise#anyway obviously tabula rasa is much broader concept than mind controlling your queer lover in vampire media lmao#but it wouldn't surprise me if it was a nod. i think it's a fun little connection to a work clearly inspired by the vampire chronicles#and it wouldn't be the only show detail referencing works directly inspired by/referencing tvc#see the copy of a book called 'the savage garden' in daniel's ny apartment in episode one#my edits
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The loveliest lies of all
#over the garden wall#otgw#greg otgw#wirt otgw#see guys they're fine and well and recovering#and definitely not dead like my girlfriend said#i like the fics in which wirt is very nervous of losing greg after the unknown so he tries to keep him close#i imagine it would be particularly hard for him during their stay at the hospital#go wirt be a good brother make me proud#hard to make them look like themselves without the stupid hats#luckily jason funderberker has one too
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drew this for girlfriend's day and forgor to post here,, ,
#creepypasta#nina the killer#nina hopkins#nina hopkins fanart#nina the killer fanart#kate the chaser fanart#Kate the chaser#slenderverse#Girlfriend's day#ship art#sorry if it looks wonky I drew this on my phone at work 👉👈#ninakate#creepypasta fanart#and yes I drew Kate without pupils on purpose
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Headcanoning the Stolls as sons of chthonic Hermes and Katie as a daughter of Demeter Erinys (Demeter when she was grieving Persephone and killing everything) is fun because
A. using the epithets gives ways to explore powers for non-big three kids (THEY ARE CHILDREN OF GODS WHY THE FUCK CAN THE HERMES KIDS ONLY OPEN LOCKS AND RUN 'FAST')
B. Demeter got another one of her daughters falling for a Chthonic dude and she does not like it.
#Let Katie be Elsa and freeze shit when she's upset Rick!#(she also has horrible seasonal depression)#(Baths [Demeter Lusia] and sticking with her deathly boyfriend who feels at home in the cold and the dying helps)#Let Travis be able to summon ghosts!#(if he doesn't have a life anchor the ghosts will drag him down with them & he can't walk past cemeteries without getting headaches)#(His girlfriend and his brother are his life anchors and they won't let him die)#Let Drew and Piper be amazing fighters and have a weaker blessing of Ares in tough situations! (Aphrodite Areia)#(They will never fit in with their siblings and the blood will forever stain their fingers like nail polish)#(they have each other if they just get along)#wolffox speaks#pjo#percy jackson#pjo headcanons#pjo headcanon#the stoll brothers#pjo Travis Stoll#Travis Stoll#katie gardner#pjo Katie Gardner#Connor Stoll#pjo Connor Stoll
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Spike absolutely haunts Riley I fucking know it
#dylan says things#btvs#like. you are flirting with this girl you like. out of nowhere she says she is getting married to this guy spike#then she says it’s a joke. turns out spike is a vampire who escaped your government facility#your now girlfriend is harbouring him for unclear reasons#you are insecure about not having super strength. your girlfriend tells you that if she wanted that she’d be dating spike#you start going to a vampire brothel. spike reveals this to your girlfriend and you guys break up#you know at this point that spike is in love with her#a year later you come back and she is fucking spike.#also this whole time he is hotter and better at sex than you are#riley canot think about spike for more than 2 minutes without punching a wall i just know it
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The Clingy GlassHeart Girlfriends:
[Middle of GlassHeart debate about neediness]
Red: I am not needy!
Chloe: . . .
Still Chloe: . . .
Absolutely still Chloe: . . .
Chloe, sighing: Red you are the definition of needy, you once woke me up in the middle of the night at 2:36 AM when we were CUDDLING and SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED to make sure we were still dating.
_Two Days Earlier_
Red sleeping during her midday nap:
Chloe, gently shaking her awake: Hey Red, could you please wake up love?
Red, sleepily: Hm? What is it Bluely?
Chloe a little jittery: Could you please get up and go with me to this social gathering with my friends, I’m feeling to anxious to go without you right now.
Red, still very sleepily staring at her: . . .
Chloe, pulling out the puppy eyes: Pleaseeeeeeee
Red waking up a bit more: Fine! Just 5 more minutes.
Chloe: But Red, I want you awake now!
Red: If you want time with me before you see your friends, cuddle with me or suffer. [Immediately falls back to sleep]
#glassheart#these two are both clingy disasters#waking up red is never a good idea but she sometimes lets chloe get away with it if her princess is anxious#chloe has anxiety i will die on this hill#chloe love’s social events but sometimes it just nerves her to go without her girlfriend when she’s anxious#red just needs so much postive reformation from chloe it isn’t even funny#red will ask chloe like the deepest stuff about their relationship at the most random times#red definitely also is one of those would you love me if i was a worm people in relationships#redcharming#charminghearts#glassrose#chloe x red#red x chloe#chloe charming x red of hearts#chloe charming x red#chloe charming#red of hearts#red of wonderland#princess red#rise of red#descendants rise of red#glassheart incorrect quotes
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i've just finished my s7 rewatch and it's kinda so funny to me how much discourse people created over every bucktommy interaction when their whole arc boils down to tommy being patient and vulnerable with buck and showing up for him. like when you are not wearing shipper goggles under the name of "analysis" and don't try to reverse-engineer every word and look and shot with utmost bad faith, that's what it is. a simple and sweet story of a new exciting relationship with a guy who's understanding and willing to show up. literally the two things buck needs from a relationship but never had with his previous love interests. they are kinda sickeningly sweet and well-communicating actually lol
#yall are too serious and too strict about a show being written two weeks in advance like i love this show but picking out bits and pieces#and trying to make it all fit a narrative is kinda doing too much no one in the writing room is being that deliberate or precise or#enigmatic with their word choices as they write for a prime time network tv procedural#sometimes when a joke is played as a joke it's a joke#when a character says a character is good for another character thats what they mean#this show does not require reading between the lines for subtext it's just asking you connect the dots with common sense#and it's okay if you dont like the execution you can just say that without trying to make it an issue of morality or becoming#conspiracy theorists#anyway rant over#bucktommy#they are so precious i hope abc doesnt mess up this once in a lifetime luck they struck with tommy and continue the overall#beautiful dynamic they captured in a short few episodes#tevan#911#also not saying this to bash any of his ex girlfriends i actually liked all of them for different reasons except for natalia who was#unfortunately just a blip#mimi.txt
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🩸⛰️🌟
#fhjy#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#porter c#jace stardiamond#zara sool#jaceporter#tell ur girlfriend im ur girlfriend#jaceporter is like toxic workplace situationship obsessed with power and conquest remaking each other#and the zaraporter is like so casual and normal its insane#mention zaraporter in front of jace and hes SOOO normal about#hes actually considering casting fireball centered on himself#hes jealous but part of it is jealous Zara gets the cliffbreaker without getting dragged into godhood schemes
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the theme is: there is no heterosexual explanation for what they have going on
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#eden and catherine??? they literally adopted a child together. they're mothers. MOTHERS I SAID#look at the way eden is looking at her????#do i really need to explain liana and alexa? didnt think so#we all know about the dresses being the lesbian and bi flags and how they fly in a fucking rainbow together and leave those men behind#now mariposa and catania... i could make a whole post about them#they are SUCH girlfriends???#in the first movie mariposa and carlos connect bc they love thr same book. THEN BOOM CATANIA ALSO LOVES IT#but she goes abovr and beyond#she decorates mariposa's room for her#and puts A WHOL4 ASS LIBRARY THERE#JUST FOR HER#gives her a crystal even though theyre so important because she trusts her#opens up about her trauma after a skipping stones session#theyre so in love#when catania puts her wings away because if mariposa is being forced to hide hers#then shell hide her wings as well#and mariposa asking if she liked to dance :(((#and pulling her to the dance floor without caring what others will think#theyre so in lovr actually#barbie#barbie movies#barbie and the diamond castle#barbie mariposa and the fairy princess#barbie mariposa#barbie in a christmas carol#eden starling#barbie in a mermaid tale#barbie mermaidia
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Leon discovers that his sweet and obedient son I actually a rebel
#also discovers that he has a girlfriend and a secret job#and he somehow sneaks out without him knowing#four swords au#bless your heart Erune
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Oh that's so sweet ;w;
oh what...
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#buddy if you wanna join in just ask#“Why is my girlfriend kissing my girlfriend without me :C”#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate 3#oc: Briar#bg3 karlach#karlach#bg3 astarion
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hi, your haley is soooo pretty, i love her
but also! your elliott!!! i wanna kiss him hes so gorgeous ❤️❤️❤️
omg thank u!!!!! here’s a little treat 4 u and all the other elliott lovers !!!
#they’re best friends!!#besties with matching hair teehee#i love you lesbian leah i love you#stardew valley#stardew fanart#stardew elliott#sdv elliott#sdv leah#stardew leah#alsoooo leahemily is very near and dear to me.. no artist lesbian is complete without her crystal loving girlfriend
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